1. The way of the world, our progress so far, the meaning of it all.
2. Why the Cubs will make it to the World Series in 2010!
3. Why I'll take 'Augmented' over 'Reality' any day of the week.
4. Why 'Cloud' and 'Disruptive' will finally be put to rest, replaced by 'Heaven' and 'Topsy-turvy'.
5. Why Daley ought to sell me Lincoln Park when he puts it up for sale next year.
6. Why I've got time to do this if I'm supposedly working on that 'other project'.
7. Why our only hope is a three-legged cow with 25% less carbon emissions.
8. Why the Encyclopedia of Associations and the Occupational Outlook Handbook will never fade from my memory (ever again). (Don't Ask.)
9. Why a knowledge of English Poetry is perfect preparation for anything related to web development. (And I've got the sheepskin to prove it!)
10. Why if we have a chance to do this over again, we ought to proceed directly to 2010 and only pretend like it took us 10 long years to get here.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Submitted by Leo Klein on Fri, 12/25/2009 - 10:06am.

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