Funniest Reference Question of the Year (By Phone)
Patron (by phone): "Sorry, I know you probably get this question all the time..."
Me (interrupting): "Ask what you want -- we're here till 9pm!"
Patron: _MORE SILENCE_
Patron: _EVEN MORE SILENCE_
Me (finally): "Did you have a question"?
Patron: "That was it -- I wanted to know how late you're open."